Salria (Yes, another elf...)

IC

Ah, hello there...no doubt if you’re reading
this, you are probably very interested in applying to join the
Shatterskull Marauders, a blood thirsty, slightly manic warband, might I
say with an affinity for fighting, drinking and plunder. Sound like
your kind of thing? If so fill out these simple questions and we’ll get
back to you! Make sure you fill them out in as much detail as possible –
though we don’t want your life story. You can save that for another
day!

Blood and Thunder!

Kharn Blackeye.


1)
First of all, it’s really helpful if you share
with us your name...your full name preferably. Silly nicknames
preferably to be added afterwards. Don’t ask about my own...long story
involving a party trick... Salria

2) So
from what race do you hail?  Blood Elf

3) So
tell us a little bit about yourself, keep it short, simple and snappy.
Sum up your life so far! I have little to no skill with magic, meaning that I could either spend my life committing bestiality with various animals or escorting limp wristed aristocrats so that the nasty lynxes don't bite them. I do, however, know that the quickest route to a man's heart lies between his ribs. This meant that I was used as a disposable assassin by the more ambitous magisters. A life of being at the beck and call of soft-bellied mages did not, strangely, appeal to me so I have now decided to make my own way in the world.


4) What
do you specialise in? Fighting? Magic? Dodgy deals? What is your area
of expertise?

Discovering the colour of the enemy's organs.

5) The
Alliance, The Scourge and The Burning Legion...what are your personal
feelings about these forces? The Alliance is a collection of races that all share only one redeeming feature.

An easily broken neck.

The Scourge destroyed my homeland, burrned the city in which I live to the ground and violently murdered the vast majority of my race. How do you think I feel about them?

As for the Burning Legion... they attempted to make every Sin'dorei into a fel-sucking rancid piece of scum. While some of the magisters probably deserve to be taken down a peg or two I'd rather not spend my life craving the next mouthful of tainted demonic muck. It sounds almost as bad as a life of wearing out my knees kneeling at an altar of the Light.

6) What
is your most prized possession?

A severed ear, perfectly preserved. Funny story.

7) How
did you hear about the warband? When I travelled to Ashenvale to 'meet' the Night Elves I heard some of the Warsong grunts discussing the order.

8 ) Why do you
wish to join the warband? It would be refreshing to fight for warriors, of whatever race, who gained their position by actually proving themselves and not licking the wrinkled behind of a Magister or rolling in the dust in front of an altar to the Light.

9) Why
should we take you? Because I can find my way into places that normal soldiers cannot, as well as places that the enemy really don't want anyone to be. Such as behind an officer's back with a dagger sunk into his lungs.

10) And
finally, sum yourself up using one word, and one word only!  
       Slippery.



OOC


Hey
there and thanks for applying to the Shatterskull Marauders! Should you
successfully pass the IC part of our interview, we may require some
additional information to help us work out the best options for Marauder
Raiding, RP and PvP. So if it’s possible could you please answer
thequestions below:


1) Where did you hear about
us?  Members of the Knights of Lordaeron alliance guild. I'm Mita on Alliance side.

2) What level is your character?  Twenty seven.

3) What
are your professions? Skinning, cooking, first aid and fishing.

4) Do you intend to raid? If so what
is
your gear level              I don't intend to raid, I intend to horribly crush twelve year old player's paladins with stupid anime hair in pvp.

5) Can you link us to your armoury
page?  Level twenty seven gear really isn't all that impressive.

Blood Elves are scary... very very scary! I'd like to meet you in-game before accepting this application since nasty characters are the ones IC I have to watch out for!

Sure thing

OOC:
MITA!!! Howdy

Just gonna vouch for you quickly: I've seen her RPing in GS occasionally, she's a good RPer. Good at playing 'nasty' characters

(Its Skaraa the 'Purple -not pink- Mage' here btw Mita ^^)

Oh noes, the sympathiser!

Quote :

Yes another elf

Awwwww >.<

Really though nice to see new members!

Goldshire Rpers.. Blood elf.. i'm going to be honest here, that sounds like the worst match up ever.

If you've seen Alliance roleplayer population you'll know that the only place to rp, apart from the occasional guild meeting, is Goldshire.

I mostly play a Blood Elf because I liked the Razing of Quel'thalas part of the WC3 Scourge campaign.

And don't worry, I don't tend towards auras of godlike power and auras of seduction.

I used to be Alliance myself and no Goldshire never has nor never will be the place to rp ever

If you like to RP with half dragon vampire werewolf sons / daughters of Kil'jaeden, then yeah, Goldshire is the place for you

That being said, I've heard it's not bad on some servers.

It's really gone downhill since Wotlk. I can get some rp away from Lolshire but it'd be with a single person at best. The only real rp where you don't have to watch out for random demi gods is usually found at a guild meeting.

I once met the daughter of Alexstrasa in Goldshire yeah.. that's how cool it is, such a hot spot for prime RP activity

Aye, well. Nobody really around to rp with Alliance side.

That's nothing ! Drek is the Elements INCARNATE, yeah I said it. I'm better than Thrall....

There are -some- good Alliance RPers...and tbh i enjoy pwning the Mary Sues by stuffing Lore down their throat until they admit to me they are wrong. (which occasionally does happen) The main Mary Sues on the Ally side tend to be focussed in the Alliance Protectors, anyway. So...easy to avoid them.

Drek wrote:

That's nothing ! Drek is the Elements INCARNATE, yeah I said it. I'm better than Thrall....

All elements incarnate? Wait....

*Logs his Warlock*

Cower before my might! I'm Sargeras, the invincible lord of the Burning Legion!

*kneels*
*checks his leg* Dammit, why won't this scrath heal?

Hehehe. Nice to dream, no?